Saturday, May 4, 2013

Porno or promo? 'SNL' host Galifianakis confused

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Zach Galifianakis is hosting "Saturday Night Live" this weekend and, although it's his third time taking on the gig, he is apparently still confused about what's required of him as host.

In the best clip, the "Hangover III" wears just a bathrobe, telling "SNL" star Jason Sudeikis he's come prepared to shoot the "pornos" for the show. When a confused Sudeikis informs him that he'll be shooting promos, not pornos, to spread the word of his appearance on the show, a disappointed Galifianakis opens his robe, asking Sudeikis, "How am I going to showcase this then?"

"You must have very small feet," Sudekis remarks of getting a gander of what's under the robe.

"I'm a ladies' size 6," Galifianakis replies proudly.

The full promo reel (above) features four "goof-about clips," all of which showcase Galifianakis' signature strange sense of humor. The last time Galifianakis took control of the "SNL" stage, he earned rave reviews from viewers and critics for his opening monologue, which featured a hilarious musical performance to the song "Tomorrow," while he danced around in Annie's trademark red dress, along with a pair of pink undies.

Will Galifianakis be able to top his previous "Saturday Night Live" hosting performances? If the promos are any indication of what to expect, viewers may be in for a treat -- and some tips on how to get a great Justin-Bieber-themed manicure.

The musical guest on Saturday is Of Monsters and Men.

Source: http://www.today.com/entertainment/zach-galifianakis-ready-shoot-porno-snl-promos-6C9768803

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Country royalty pay respects at Jones memorial

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Kaylee Johnson, Jamey Johnson, Trisha Yearwood and Garth Brooks at the funeral service for George Jones.

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Kaylee Johnson, Jamey Johnson, Trisha Yearwood and Garth Brooks at the funeral service for George Jones.

George Jones' public memorial service was one star-studded event.

The late country singer's life was remembered and celebrated Thursday at the Grand Ole Opry House in Nashville, with numerous celebs sharing fond memories of Jones through eulogies as well as paying tribute to his legacy in the music industry by performing onstage.

Tanya Tucker, Randy Travis, the Oak Ridge Boys, Charlie Daniels, Travis Tritt, Barbara Mandrell, Kid Rock, Vince Gill, Patty Loveless, Brad Paisley, Ronnie Milsap, Kenny Chesney, Wynonna and Alan Jackson all spoke or sang a song in Jones' memory, according to CMT.com.

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Along with the celebs, thousands of Jones' fans lined up hoping to secure a seat in the Opry House, filling the theater's upper deck and outer flanks after friends and family were allowed to take their seats closer to the stage.

The speeches didn't skip over Jones' troubles, the times when he'd missed shows and struggled with alcohol and drugs. But the speakers also remembered a great performer who was loved by his fans.

Before performing an original tune titled "Best of Me," Kid Rock said, "Quite frankly, I know how difficult it can be to be with one of us. We give so much of our self to the people, to the fans, to the crowds and to the business that sometimes when you come home, it can be a little empty there because you don't have so much left to give. But no matter what we got of George Jones, (his wife Nancy) got the best of him."

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Jackson closed the ceremony as he emotionally sang Jones' signature song, "He Stopped Loving Her Today." Near the end, Jackson removed his cowboy hat as the Opry house joined him for the song's final line. "We love you, George," they said.

The 81-year-old star passed away at Vanderbilt University Medical Center last week, where he had been hospitalized since a week earlier after coming down with a slight fever and irregular blood pressure, however his immediate cause of death is still unknown.

PHOTOS: Remember 2013's fallen stars

Source: http://www.today.com/entertainment/faith-hill-garth-brooks-pay-respects-george-jones-funeral-6C9761378

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Obama's Former Communications Director's Firm Does PR For ...

Double-dipping is a "no go" in the real world of eating chips and salsa with a circle of friends but an everyday reality in the world of lobbyists and PR professionals.?

Enter double-dipper?Anita Dunn, former White House Communications Director for President Barack Obama who now runs the firm?SKDKnickerbocker?(Squier Knapp Dunn), a firm that "brings unparalleled strategic communications experience to Fortune 500 companies, political groups and candidates, non-profits, and labor organizations."

Dip one:?TransCanada Corporation, which SKDK does public relations work for,?as revealed in an Oct. 2012 New York Times investigation.?TransCanada is?the multinational corporation currently building the contentious southern half of the Keystone XL (KXL) tar sands pipeline, following the dictates of a March 2012 Obama Administration Executive Order. Within months, the fate of the border-crossing Alberta to Port Arthur, TX KXL export pipeline will also likely be decided by the U.S. State Department.

Dip two:?Another SKDKnickerbocker client is the?Association of American Railroads?(AAR), the American Petroleum Institute trade association equivalent for the freight rail industry. Even without KXL - as covered?previously?on?DeSmogBlog?- tar sands crude can be moved to targeted markets via freight rail?(coupled with pipeline capacity increases of other tubes and potential barging along Lake Superior).

Beneficiaries of tar sands transport via rail include AAR dues-paying member Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF), owned by major Obama donor Warren Buffett via his holding company, Berkshire Hathaway. Shell Oil - a major Alberta tar sands extractor?-?also pays AAR member dues, which indicates Big Oil understands the strategic importance of rail transport. ??

Dunn's firm, in short, stands to gain from tar sands extraction with or without a KXL northern half, a classic case of double-dipping.

Keystone XL: Dunn's Obama/Kerry Connections Portend a Dunn and Done Scenario

Dunn has maximized her White House insider access status since leaving the Administration in 2009 and starting SKDK.

"Dunn regularly attends closed-door political strategy briefings with top Obama aides; White House records show she has visited more than 100 times since leaving her communications job," the?Oct. 2012?New York Times piece explained. "She is now serving as a paid adviser to the Democratic National Committee."

Dunn's husband Robert "Bob" Bauer also maintains extremely close ties to the Obama Administration, serving as Obama's personal and political attorney.

Photo Credit:?Wikimedia Commons

"Bauer also will play that role for Obama?s new political network, Organizing for America, and the Democratic National Committee, which is administering the network," explained a Feb. 2009 article in?Politico, "Bauer's new, unmatched legal power."

In Nov. 2009, Obama named Bauer White House Counsel, a job he left in June 2011 to return to his private practice at Perkins Coie, "focusing on serving as general counsel to the President?s reelection campaign, general counsel to the Democratic National Committee and personal lawyer to President Obama," according to the Perkins Coie website.?

SKDK's Bill Knapp, described by the New York Observer's Ben Smith (now Editor-in-Chief of?BuzzFeed)?as "one of the Democratic Party?s most sought-after operatives" helped?develop the media strategy and advertising" for Kerry for President 2004?that culminated with a defeat to George W. Bush, while Bauer worked as legal Counsel for Kerry's campaign. Furthermore, Dunn served as Communications Director from 1987-1990 for then-U.S. Sen. Kerry.?The Kerry-lead State Department has the final say on whether the KXL north proposal becomes a reality.?

As icing on the cake, numerous TransCanada lobbyists have passed through the government-industry revolving door, entering both?executive-level agencies and President Obama's inner-circle.

Brandon Pollak, served as?Deputy National Director of Grassroots Fundraising?for the Kerry for President 2004 campaign.?Broderick Johnson went from lobbying for TransCanada to becoming Obama's senior campaign advisor for his 2012 race against Republican Mitt Romney.

With all of these lobbyists using their ties to the White House and State Department, it looks as if the KXL decision is already a checkmate, Dunn and done scenario.?

If KXL Fails, There's Always Rail, Barge, Increased Pipeline Capacity Supplements

Dunn's firm will cash in with or without KXL due to its client relationship with AAR. Even without KXL - or for that matter even with it?-?massive amounts of tar sands dilbit are already transported to market by freight rail, a midstream market brought to the public's attention after the March 2013 Canadian Pacific Rail?spill of 30,000 gallons of tar sands bitumen in Minnesota. Canadian Pacific is also an AAR dues-paying member.?

Photo Credit:?Minnesota Pollution Control Agency/Doug Bellefeuille

In its Aug. 2011 Supplemental Environmental Impact Statement (SEIS), the State Department said that rail currently has the capacity to transport over 1 million barrels of tar sands per day to market. ?

"Even in a situation where there was a total freeze in pipeline capacity for 20 years, it appears that there is sufficient capacity on existing rail tracks to accommodate shipping...through at least 2030," the SEIS explained. "[S]tatistics from the Department of Transportation,...conservatively estimated that the existing cross-border rail lines from Canada to the U.S. could accommodate crude oil train shipments of over 1,000,000 bpd (barrels per day)."

As a case in point, BNSF is eager to see KXL fail, seeing it as an economic opportunity of epic proportions for its rails.?

"Whatever people bring to us, we're ready to haul [and if KXL] doesn't happen, we're here to haul," Krista York-Wooley, a spokeswoman for BNSF?said in a Feb. 2012 interview with?Bloomberg.

Then there's the option of barging tar sands crude to markets utilizing Lake Superior as a thoroughfare, which?Calumet Specialty Products Partners is considering. Platts referred to this proposal as "the Great Lakes option for getting Canadian oil to market."??

Lastly, in Nov. 2012, Enbridge - whose Line 2 recently spilled 600 gallons of oil in Viking, MN?and whose Line 6B spewed over 1 million gallons of tar sands bitumen into the Kalamazoo River in what's now referred to as the "dilbit disaster"?- applied for a permit to increase capacity of its Alberta Clipper tar sands pipeline approved by the Obama State Dept. in Aug. 2009. The permit requests an increase in capacity from 450,000 barrels per day to 800,000 barrels per day. The company also applied for a permit to increase Line 6B's capacity to 500,000 barrels per day in May 2012, up from 240,000 barrels per day.?

?We?re very concerned this has flown under the public?s radar,? Peter LaFontaine of the National Wildlife Federation?told Bloomberg?in a May 1, 2013 story. ?The public doesn?t seem to have the same sort of attention for pipeline expansions as they do for pipeline construction. But we?re talking about a lot of crude.?

Cashing in on Destructive Game of Tar Sands "Whac-A-Mole"

In a Nov. 2012 article on rail serving as an alternative midstream method to pipelines?for tar sands, Grist?Senior Editor?Lisa Hymas described the situation as one akin to a game of "Whac-a-Mole."?

"It?s like a big game of Whac-a-Mole, except what?s at stake isn?t a cheap teddy bear at Chuck E. Cheese but the health of the planet and civilization as we know it," she wrote.

Rather than cashing in on juvenile toys with tokens gained from winning several rounds of?Whac-a-Mole, though, Dunn and SKDK are gaining real-life tokens - fat wads of cash - cashing in on this high-stakes game of tar sands?Whac-a-Mole.

Photo Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Source: http://www.desmogblog.com/2013/05/03/obama-anita-dunn-public-relations-keystone-xl-pipeline-tar-sands-rail-transport

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ECB cuts interest rates, open to further action

By Michael Shields

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - The European Central Bank cut interest rates for the first time in 10 months on Thursday and held out the possibility of further policy action to support the recession-hit euro zone economy.

Responding to a drop in euro zone inflation well below its target level and rising unemployment, the ECB lowered its main rate by a quarter percentage point to a record low 0.50 percent.

ECB President Mario Draghi, promising to provide as much liquidity as euro zone banks need well into next year and to help smaller companies get access to credit, also indicated that some policymakers had pushed for a bigger cut.

"There was a very, very strong prevailing consensus towards an interest rate cut," he told a news conference after the ECB's Governing Council met in Bratislava. "Within that, there was a prevailing consensus for a cut of only 25 basis points."

The ECB was also "technically ready" to cut its deposit rate from the current zero percent into negative territory, meaning it would start charging banks for holding their money overnight.

Such a move could encourage the banks to lend out money rather than hold it at the ECB, though it would also probably have a big impact on banks' own operations and major implications for funding and bond markets.

Draghi said the ECB could cope with these - a departure from his previous statements.

"There are several unintended consequences that may stem from this measure," he said of a negative deposit rate. "We will address and cope with these consequences if we decide to act. And we will again look at this with an open mind and we stand ready to act if needed."

Thursday's cut in the main rate had been widely expected after Draghi said last month that the ECB stood ready to act, but few economists expect it to make a decisive difference.

Acknowledging that, the ECB said it would prime banks with as much liquidity as they need until at least July 2014 and look at ways to boost lending to smaller companies, which are the lifeblood of Europe's economies but have been starved of credit in many countries.

"Today's rate cut mainly provides support for peripheral banks and could boost confidence marginally," said ING economist Carsten Brzeski.

QE AHEAD?

Draghi stuck with the ECB's forecast that economic recovery will take hold later in the year but highlighted "downside risks" to that position.

The ECB would "monitor very closely" all incoming evidence, Draghi said, a phrase which in the past has suggested further policy action to come.

Safe haven German Bund futures hit a new record high as Draghi spoke and the euro fell.

Unemployment hit a record high in March and annual inflation plunged to 1.2 percent in April, pressuring the ECB to cut rates this month to honor its mandate to deliver price stability, which it defines as inflation close to, but below 2 percent.

The sudden slump in price pressures has also raised the possibility of the ECB having to look at policy tools beyond interest rates to counter any further slide in inflation.

"Ultimately, we think the ECB will have to purchase private-sector assets in order to fix the transmission mechanism," said Andrew Bosomworth at PIMCO, the world's largest bond fund.

Such asset purchases could take the ECB into the realm of quantitative easing (QE) - creating money to buy assets, a policy it has so far eschewed but which other major central banks have embraced.

SMALL COMPANIES, BIG PROBLEM

The ECB wants to improve the transmission of its monetary policy so its low rates reach all corners of the euro zone.

The bloc's south is not benefiting to the same extent as the north from the ultra-low rates. If they are lending at all, banks there are charging companies and households more for loans than their peers in the north because of higher funding costs and credit risks.

"There can't be fears of lack of funding as an excuse for not lending," Draghi said after the meeting in Bratislava, one of two that the ECB holds outside of Frankfurt each year.

The ECB has repeatedly voiced its concern about the impact this has on lending to small- and medium-sized enterprises (SMEs), which have little alternative to bank funding.

The ECB wants to revive an asset class that has widely been blamed for causing the financial crisis - asset-backed securities (ABS).

This asset class allows banks to pass at least some of the credit risk on to other investors as they try to boost their capital and liquidity buffers to adapt to new regulatory standards - one reason for their reluctance to lend.

"The Governing Council decided to start consultations with other European institutions on initiatives to promote a functioning market for asset-backed securities," Draghi said, adding that no decisions had been taken.

Berenberg Bank's Holger Schmieding said that if other institutions, such as the European Investment Bank, helped promote an ABS market for SME loans, the ECB could eventually pave a way to some quantitative easing.

The ECB could accept such packaged loans as collateral at its liquidity operations, or even buy them outright, he said.

"If so, this would extend the ECB's toolbox and could potentially open the way for a little 'quantitative easing' by the ECB later on," Schmieding added.

(Additional reporting by Eva Kuehnen, Sakari Suoninen and Paul Carrel; Writing by Mike Peacock; editing by David Stamp.)

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/ecb-set-rate-cut-inflation-falls-sharply-000811779.html

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Frosty start for upstate NY ice cream truck season

(AP) ? The chilly relationship between rival upstate New York ice cream truck operators got out of hand this season, with Sno Cone Joe trying to chase Mr. Ding-A-Ling out of the market, authorities said Wednesday.

Gloversville police told local media outlets two Sno Cone Joe operators face harassment and stalking charges after heated confrontations last month that included one of them yelling "This is my town!" at a Mr. Ding-A-Ling driver.

The driver told police that Sno Cone Joe owners Joshua Malatino and Amanda Scott followed his truck, playing their music at high volume and trying to lure away customers with promises of free ice cream.

Police said Malatino also called the suburban Albany headquarters of Mr. Ding-A-Ling and said "I own this town!" while claiming Sno Cone Joe controls the frozen treats market in Gloversville, a former manufacturing city about 35 miles northwest of Albany.

Capt. John Sira said Malatino was warned this spring about similar behavior last year and police stepped in after an officer saw some of the activity while on patrol.

Malatino, 34, and Scott, 21, both of Gloversville, were charged Tuesday with second-degree harassment, a violation, and fourth-degree stalking, a misdemeanor. A message left for their lawyer wasn't initially returned Wednesday afternoon.

Associated Press

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Friday, May 3, 2013

Steve Harvey breaks down over tribute to mom

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Steve Harvey.

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Steve Harvey has never been one to hide his emotions. That's something viewers of his self-titled daytime talk show know well. Back in January, producers gave Harvey a birthday surprise by reuniting him with a long lost friend, and that moment left the comedian-turned-actor-turned-host in tears -- lots of tears.

On the May 6 episode of "Steve Harvey," the waterworks return as the funnyman gets serious talking about his mom.

"You know, when they asked for me to do this, I said I'd take a shot at it," Harvey says in a preview clip. "It's a difficult thing for me."

That's obvious from the moment the segment begins. But with tears streaming, he does his best to honor the woman who died 16 years ago.

"OK. I can only hope that in everything that she's taught me -- somehow she's somewhere watching me -- I hope that I've made her proud of the man that I've turned out to be," Harvey says.

Overcome with emotion, he then walks off stage.

Monday's tribute kicks off a week dedicated to moms on "Steve Harvey." Check local listings for the time and channel.

Source: http://www.today.com/entertainment/steve-harvey-breaks-down-during-tribute-his-late-mother-6C9744642

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Rump

Liesl Shurtliff's spin on the legend of Rumpelstiltskin is a funny, charming debut novel aimed at middle-grade readers.

By Augusta Scattergood,?Contributor / May 1, 2013

Rump By Liesl Shurtliff Random House 272 pp.

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Might as well get the true confessions out of the way up front. I've always loved Rumpelstiltskin ? the story, the mystery, the sound of his name, all that gold. It appealed to me as a child and even now as an adult. So I came to Liesl Shurtliff's debut novel with baggage. I approached reading a middle-grade novel based on my favorite Brothers Grimm fairy tale with trepidation. What if it didn't measure up?

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I shouldn't have worried. What an unexpected treat Rump is.

The boy Rump, as he's mostly called (for he never knew what his mother, who died in childbirth, intended to name him), is a delight. Hardly the impish, unattractive schemer, he's a totally sympathetic character ? self-effacing, funny-as-anything, and sometimes a poet. The butt of jokes and quite small for his age, he lives with his grandmother in a village where life is hard and everyone fights for a scrap of bread. A conniving miller doles out grain while his two bullying sons figure out ways to get the best of Rump.?

Soon Rump is at his wit's end ? and we've been made to believe his wit is not his strongest suit. When he finds his mother's spinning wheel, despite warnings from his old Gran and his best friend Red, he decides to see what he can make of it. Will he find the magic that changes his luck? And, even more important to Rump, will he uncover the mystery behind his true name?

Unfortunately, the miller's sons are on to him. When first they see him spinning straw into gold, Rump tries to make himself feel better, arguing that they couldn't really know what he is doing. Soon, however, he realizes "what kind of worry I had.... Frederick and Bruno might be complete idiots, but any village idiot knows gold when they see it."

So off the boy goes to escape his village and to find his name. After all, this is a fairy tale ? we must have a quest! His journey pits him against trolls, pixies, the miller's sons, and a newly-crowned queen with an urgent need for gold. But unlike the Grimms' furious Rumpelstilskin who stamps his foot and disappears in a chasm, our Rump grows wiser, not to mention taller.

A funny, charming novel that will appeal to boys and girls, "Rump" is a lighthearted hero story starring a bumpish kid who's smarter than he's given credit for being. It's a magical fairy tale delightfully re-imagined. Shurtliff's ending is guaranteed to make young readers line up for a sequel, or at the very least a companion story. Might it involve Rump's smart, sassy sidekick Red, also known as Red Riding Hood?

I can't wait to see what's next for Liesl Shurtliff. "Rump" is certainly an auspicious, page-turning beginning.

Augusta Scattergood regularly reviews children's books for the Monitor.

Source: http://rss.csmonitor.com/~r/feeds/csm/~3/Kp5rH_Cgwik/Rump

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